Funny wall clock in ivory column
Funny wall clock: "Fuck you — light slate & black"
Printed to order in the USA

Life is a disaster. Will a clock help?

No. Buy one anyway. Pick the words and the colours, and we'll make it to order and ship it from the US.

Featured: Fuck you — light slate & black

How it works

You choose the words. You choose the colours.

Printed and assembled in the United States, then sent to you. That's the whole deal.

01

Pick your words

Not some Zen bullshit, something you actually feel. The range runs from mildly fed up to fully past caring.

02

Set the colours

Background, text, frame, hands. Make it tasteful, make it hideous - no one's stopping you, nobody cares what you do, least of all us.

03

We make it. Time passes. It arrives.

Printed to order on a 10-inch wooden frame in the US.

It turns up in five to seven business days, so you'll just have to wait, OK?