Whatever O'Clock, made to order
23 quotes · pick one, then customize
Every clock here is a stylish 10″ wall clock, printed to order in the United States on a smooth acrylic face and set in a natural, black or white wooden frame. Silent, continuous-sweep movement - no ticking, nothing to remind you of the creeping inevitability of your own demise.
Pick one of these, or, if you can summon up the energy, open the customizer to set the background, text colour, frame and hands.
Each clock is $44 with free US shipping included, and usually arrives within 5–7 business days. Try and do something useful in the meantime.
Don't be a dick
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
Fuck that
“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.”
Fuck this
“Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.”
Get to fuck
“You may go to hell; I will go to Texas.”
Here we fucking well go again
“The more things change, the more they stay the same.”
No
“Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.”
Not this again
“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.”
Not today satan
“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”
Not today thank you
“Tomorrow is another day.”
Time is bullshit
“Time is a game played beautifully by children.”
Whatever
“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
Who cares
“The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.”
You idiot
“Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise.”
Do i have to
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
